do u have that one person who you kinda just
im so happy youre alive i dont care that youre miles and miles away i just love you a lot and care for you so much
Let me invent an invisible poking stick miles and miles long. If you see it coming and you think it kind of looks like a penis—you’re the dirty minded one—not me! I think it would look like a cat toy. Reach for it—you know you want to!
YOU LIE! IT IS A PENIS!